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PostSubject: Frank's Rant #1   Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:57 pm

You know what I freakin' hate?

Now. As many of you may know, I have a pretty fair state of mind and overall great way of judging things. Also seeing as I am the very best at what I do (and many of you absolutely know that is juding, rating, and giving my phonomenal opinions on specific situations, places, the media, and people.).
However I now come to you again, in all my almighty glory, with a certain amount of things that really tick me off (we all now thats not may things.).

I see a scenario when I come across people or things that just arn't normal or in any way tollerable, which i have every right to say, during my daily life of....life. Just like how for example I may hold a door open for someone, just to be nice. But, no this has to exeed and draw my my line and bring my tollerance to an entire new level. I hold a door out for a group of people and then ususally you would expect a little mufled ''thank you'' or ''thanks'' here and there from, at least, one person. I don't. Usually no one does. Once in a blue moon does this happen. Peolpe just halk past you, giving a good o'l glare and thats it. I honestly don't care about that, cause you know I feel good about myself. I just, potentially stopped a minor inconvenience for that person and probably just, only with a minescule ammout of effort or the actions meaning in general, gave them a good day. Now it's when the idiotic stuff that comesto tick me off. So I hold a door out for some people and people just keep coming and coming and coming and coming. Now I would obviously be my fault for getting into the situation. It's what happens during it that pisses me off. I think i'm done holding the door, BUT, oh yes the great ''...but'', someone as I'm about to to go though the door comes up and does that ''Yikes!'' and slips past me to get in before me. And this guy is in a big rush too, and its for no reason. This just fucked me over. More people come and I have to hold the door, Again....
Not one person, Not one at all offers ''Oh, do you need me to hold the door?'' or maybe the old ''Hold the door as I'm going in to let this guy who is holding the door in along with everyone else'' kind of action? Nope. And when, finally I think I'm done this one guy comes about and just slips past again. Hes teh last person to, who just cut me....for no reason. This pisses me off. He couldent have waited for me to go though, the few spair seconds of time to wait? No. He just unintensionally, but at the some time does have intension, to push me over.

I mean, holy crap I just sat there for like 9 freakin' minutes and you have to just push me?

''Hay, Fuck you asshole!''

And then hes like ''what?''

''You couldent have waited for me to go though first!?''

''Dude, hay, man I'm in a rush here.''

Oh really, well next time your in a rush then ACTUALLY RUN! Don't just walk like a dimwitted, bafoon with that stupid, ''My friends think I'm so cool'' Smile on your face and waddle your way around. This guy was a total gweedo to so it makes scense that if he's in a hurry he would be walking.

Oh, and don't think you ladies are off the hook eather. Now just to let you know I only hold the door for people because it is a courtesy, nnot to impress or show more authority over peolpe, or in this case women. So I'm on my way out and there is a girl coming i'n and my first reaction is to grab hold of the door she's coming from. And stupid shit happens.

Girl:''What do you think I am?''

Me: ''Excuse me?''

Girl: '' I can hold the door on my own and I don't need a Man to do that for me!''

Me: ''Are you fucking kidding me? I held the door out for you because I was being nice?''

Girl: ''Hay, listen. Do you think that just because I'm a women that I'm stupid or something!?''

Me: ''WHAT?!''

Girl: ''I'm not stupid. you men always think of yourselves as supirior then women!''

Come the fuck on! You have to be kidding me. THE FREAKIN' CHANCES! I only hold the dorr out because is a darn courtesy, not because I think that women can't do anything on there own. Which I think is false, I' not sexist, I'm sure that I treat women with respect and don't think of them as ''inferior'' to males. It's just rediculous. I do it out of courtesy! Its just so stupid, just as stupid If not even more stupid when you see a women that thinks that ''your trying to impress them'' or ''beeing a stud''. Its just stupid!

And you know what I think about you people who do this annoying stuff! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR DOORS!

I've had it with you people!

But, back on tpoic.

I've recently seen something with Tim Burton's newr works and realised ''Tim, I hope your not losing your touch.'' Because his latest works have pretty much gotten a very well deserved a heaping plate of ''Meh..''

9 was...good and Alice in Wonderland.......oh dear god Alice, what have they done. I mean It's freakin' Tim Burton, you would think he would do a mvie based on the famouse Video game ''Alicee'' made in 2000 by American McGee. American McGee's Alice has always had a strong place in my heart as one of the best atchievements in gaming, PC specifically, history. BleepBloop LIfe! I mean really LOOK!



A older, deranged Alice right out of an insane asylum, trying to save her now dying Wonderland. This game had a very well written, dramatic storyline, but that diddn't keep it from getting that shiny o'l ESRB M for mature rating. sure it had gore, but really not much. It was a phycological fantasy action adventure thriller, a very uneque game indeed. And yeah, yeah, yeah the ''Tim Burton makes movies for kids!'' crap. Would it kill ya to make a movie with a little bit of gore, and besides, your freakin' TIM BURTON even if you do change up the story so theres not as much gore, which there really isnt in general, would't be bad, because everything that Tim Burton does is usually for the better.

And taking a step a way from Johnny Depp for a little while might help to. Seriously Depp has clung to that guy for pretty much all of his latest movies. And the good old, what I like to call it, ''Burtonized'' feeling to he moves coming back would be good to. You know the old darker, yet still somehow uplifting feeling to all his movies like, of course ''Nightmare Before Christmas'' and ''The Corpse Bride''. And on that topic, Whatever happened to claymation, Tim? Tim Burton's animated movies were nothing short of masterpieces, but your live action say otherwise...

Just saing, It would be better if we had the ''Older'' Tim Burton style back. And I know they have said that American McGees's Alice has a movie in the works, but C'mon! Who could do it better then Burton? I just think that Tim Burton should look to his old ways in need of insiration, because, from wha weve seen, it's the way to go.

So yeah, give yourself a pat on the back for reading this far, or well, making it out alive in general.

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PostSubject: Re: Frank's Rant #1   Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:02 pm

I have a feeling that you've gone absolutely insane, Frank.
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PostSubject: Re: Frank's Rant #1   Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:07 pm

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