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PredAlienHybrid Admin
Posts : 372 Join date : 2009-09-19 Age : 29 Location : Canada
| Subject: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 4:20 pm | |
| This is just a fun game I saw on this other forums I visited. Basically Someone makes a wish, then the next person makes the previous wish go horribly wrong.
Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a cookie that was ready to eat.
Person 2: Granted, the cookie eats you. I wish I had a lightsaber. person 3: Granted, you trip over it, activate it, and impale yourself, you died of radiation sickness.
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PredAlienHybrid Admin
Posts : 372 Join date : 2009-09-19 Age : 29 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 4:20 pm | |
| I'll go first.
I wish I had a pet Xenomorph from Aliens that won't kill me. | |
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Integra
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-04-27 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 4:55 pm | |
| Granted, but your family kills it so it doesn't decide to kill anyone else.
I wish I had a '72 Ford Maverick. | |
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PredAlienHybrid Admin
Posts : 372 Join date : 2009-09-19 Age : 29 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 5:49 pm | |
| Granted, but little did you know a car bomb was implanted into it, you died the moment you turned the ignition.
I wish I could read everyones thoughts. | |
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Integra
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-04-27 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 5:54 pm | |
| Granted, but everyone is thinking about shanking you in the kidney... Muahahaha! | |
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PredAlienHybrid Admin
Posts : 372 Join date : 2009-09-19 Age : 29 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 6:02 pm | |
| - MetalMonster wrote:
- Granted, but everyone is thinking about shanking you in the kidney...
Muahahaha! Remember to post a wish of your own. | |
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Anno 'R Watcher
Posts : 212 Join date : 2009-09-21 Age : 30 Location : In your Nightmares.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 6:14 pm | |
| He does. You computer rejects the possibility of you seeing it, and burns you eyes out of your school to prevent it.
I wish I had a Tellorian Helmet resting on my desk. | |
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PredAlienHybrid Admin
Posts : 372 Join date : 2009-09-19 Age : 29 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 6:25 pm | |
| Granted, the helmet springs to life and headbutts, you die of massive headaches.
I wish I had a Grunt as a servent, who will obey my every command without question. | |
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Matthaios Admin
Posts : 149 Join date : 2009-09-21 Age : 31 Location : Ontario
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 7:08 pm | |
| Granted, to bad he doesn't have a methane tank...
I wish I had a star destroyer IRL. | |
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TombKing31 Watcher
Posts : 348 Join date : 2009-09-19
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 9:42 pm | |
| - lekegolo wrote:
- Granted, to bad he doesn't have a methane tank...
I wish I had a star destroyer IRL. Granted, but an employee aboard it has died of a random heartattack and leaves the pilot controls open allowing it to crash right into you thus, killing you. I wish I was stuck in a paradise with hundreds of hot women and xbox 360s that had everyone game I wanted. And a super PC. | |
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Integra
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-04-27 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Tue May 18, 2010 9:47 pm | |
| Granted, but your grandma, great grandma, and mother all live on that island and bitch at you all day, thus cock blocking you and obstructing your gameplay time.
I wish I had epic guitar and drums skilsl. | |
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Alice Greene Admin
Posts : 1398 Join date : 2009-09-21 Age : 33 Location : Between the Sun and the Moon.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 19, 2010 9:56 am | |
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TombKing31 Watcher
Posts : 348 Join date : 2009-09-19
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 19, 2010 1:03 pm | |
| - MetalMonster wrote:
- Granted, but your grandma, great grandma, and mother all live on that island and bitch at you all day, thus cock blocking you and obstructing your gameplay time.
I wish I had epic guitar and drums skilsl. Granted, but your so good your arms fall off into a pit of lava. I wish I could fly. | |
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Anno 'R Watcher
Posts : 212 Join date : 2009-09-21 Age : 30 Location : In your Nightmares.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 19, 2010 1:14 pm | |
| You fly. You fly very far an very high, out into the atmosphere, where you crash into the sun.
I wish I had a Steampunk Jetpack. | |
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Matthaios Admin
Posts : 149 Join date : 2009-09-21 Age : 31 Location : Ontario
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 19, 2010 4:25 pm | |
| Granted, after climbing several hundred feet you run out of steam, happy landings.
I wish I was had a army of hamsters. | |
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PredAlienHybrid Admin
Posts : 372 Join date : 2009-09-19 Age : 29 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 19, 2010 4:51 pm | |
| Granted, however one day you happen to be eating a carrot, your army visciously eats the carrot.... and your arm that was holding it.
I wish I had a portable Fan for my period 4 & 5 class, so that it could keep me cool and worked whenever I wanted it to. | |
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TombKing31 Watcher
Posts : 348 Join date : 2009-09-19
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 19, 2010 5:23 pm | |
| Granted, but little did you know that after keeping the fan on for 5 minutes, it swirves so fast that your skin peels off into oblivion and then your organs.
I wish my wishes didn't kill me or turn out horrible. | |
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Anno 'R Watcher
Posts : 212 Join date : 2009-09-21 Age : 30 Location : In your Nightmares.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 19, 2010 5:49 pm | |
| Granted. You will now die if you attempt to make a wish, because that's the only way your wish won't turn out horrible.
I wish I had a trillion dollars. | |
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TombKing31 Watcher
Posts : 348 Join date : 2009-09-19
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Wed May 19, 2010 6:03 pm | |
| - Anno 'R wrote:
- Granted. You will now die if you attempt to make a wish, because that's the only way your wish won't turn out horrible.
I wish I had a trillion dollars. Granted, but since your so caring you gave it all away to the homeless and needy and me. I wish I had every super power in the world. | |
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Integra
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-04-27 Age : 31
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Matthaios Admin
Posts : 149 Join date : 2009-09-21 Age : 31 Location : Ontario
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Thu May 20, 2010 1:16 pm | |
| Granted, but now everyone can see your blue junk.
I wish I could think of a wish. | |
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Anno 'R Watcher
Posts : 212 Join date : 2009-09-21 Age : 30 Location : In your Nightmares.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Thu May 20, 2010 1:33 pm | |
| Granted. The first wish you think of is to wish for Cthulhu. Unfortunatly, you wish for him. You are reduced to a babbling wreck.
I wish for my own private island. | |
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PredAlienHybrid Admin
Posts : 372 Join date : 2009-09-19 Age : 29 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Thu May 20, 2010 3:56 pm | |
| Granted, your island however gets hit by the oil leaking out of the Gulf of Mexico, your then dies and sinks to the bottom of the ocean with you on it.
I wish I move things with my mind. | |
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Integra
Posts : 64 Join date : 2010-04-27 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Thu May 20, 2010 5:44 pm | |
| Granted, but when you move things with your mind, it gives you a splitting headache and everything you pick up ends up falling you, causing you even more pain.
I wish I was crazy enough to throw grenades at a school buses. | |
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Matthaios Admin
Posts : 149 Join date : 2009-09-21 Age : 31 Location : Ontario
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:57 pm | |
| Granted, you are a horrible person.
I wish you were all dead. WHAT NOW? | |
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